SCARY SITUATION

ANA: "Sa tingin ko eh unti-unti nang bumibitaw YATA ang Senado sa pagiging subservient nito ke Digong porke umaalma na sina SP TitoSen at SenDick (ratbu) re isyu ng insektos immigrants are actually Chinese soldiers in disguise?"

LISA: "Ay naku, sinabi mo pa! Kasi eh almost 4 million able-bodied Chinese na RAW were allowed to enter the Philippines since 2016 and were given automatic RESIDENT VISAS, o hah!"

CION: "Yes, me tama ka riyan, 'day, malaki! Hindi rin imposibleng mga insektos din ang nagpapasok dito sa bansa ng dirty-money in dollars para laundering 'tsaka tone-toneladang shabu, kaya't mismong angkan ni Digong eh halatang mga adik-adik na rin, o 'di ba? Pero what if, the insektos are allowed also by 'smartMAGIC Comelec' to vote?"